Guest guest Posted December 15, 2004 Report Share Posted December 15, 2004 One of my all time fav jokes.... enjoy Jai Maa LAtha ================================================ An old American woman took it upon herself to travel to Nepal to meet with this famous guru. Her friends tried to dissuade her, saying that the trip was long and arduous, and with her varicose veins it could mean real trouble. They could not talk her out of it, however. So, she made her preparations and set out. It began with a 36-hour flight on Air India with four stopovers, followed by 2 hours on a rickety propeller plane from W.W.I. Then a ride on a cog railway. Then a 2-day trek in a camel caravan over icy mountain paths. She was half dead when she reached the guru's village. There she learned that it would be perhaps ten days before she could have an audience with the guru because so many seekers had come to see him. She was also told that when she entered the guru's tent, she would only be allowed to speak five words, since the guru was so busy. So, she rested and prepared, all the while trying to choose her five words carefully. Finally, the day came. Into the tent she went and seated herself on the hard stool facing the guru. And then she leaned over and spoke: "Enough already, Sheldon, come home. ================================================== Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 15, 2004 Report Share Posted December 15, 2004 In a message dated 12/15/04 12:38:57 A.M. Mountain Standard Time, lathananda writes: "Enough already, Sheldon, come home. Did she mean, seldom come home ? Love Kanda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 15, 2004 Report Share Posted December 15, 2004 Ha ha you got me with that one lathaji!!!!! hoho, huhu, bingo ridley , "Latha Nanda" <lathananda> wrote: > > > One of my all time fav jokes.... enjoy > > Jai Maa > LAtha > ================================================ > An old American woman took it upon herself to travel to Nepal to > meet with this famous guru. Her friends tried to dissuade her, > saying that the trip was long and arduous, and with her varicose > veins it could mean real trouble. They could not talk her out of it, > however. So, she made her preparations and set out. It began with a > 36-hour flight on Air India with four stopovers, followed by 2 hours > on a rickety propeller plane from W.W.I. Then a ride on a cog > railway. Then a 2-day trek in a camel caravan over icy mountain > paths. She was half dead when she reached the guru's village. There > she learned that it would be perhaps ten days before she could have > an audience with the guru because so many seekers had come to see > him. She was also told that when she entered the guru's tent, she > would only be allowed to speak five words, since the guru was so > busy. So, she rested and prepared, all the while trying to choose > her five words carefully. Finally, the day came. Into the tent she > went and seated herself on the hard stool facing the guru. And then > she leaned over and spoke: "Enough already, Sheldon, come home. > > ================================================== Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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