Guest guest Posted March 17, 2005 Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 my wife amy gave this to me on a card: IN THE BEGINNING THE WORLD WAS WITHOUT FORM AND VOID AND GOD SAID "LET THERE BE LIGHT" AND GOD SEPARATED THE LIGHT FROM THE DARK AND DID TWO LOADS OF LAUNDRY there is a picture of god in a laundromat, very cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 17, 2005 Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 Ha - good one Steve. My turn ! Nanda ======================================= Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job." So down Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job. But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He cheated, how did he do it?" God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves." ================================================= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 17, 2005 Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 Ha Ha Ha Thanks Nanda Grace On 17/03/2005, at 5:08 PM, Nanda wrote: > > > Ha - good one Steve. My turn ! Nanda > > ======================================= > Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better > on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was > tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it. I > am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge > who does the better job." > > So down Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away. They > moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. > They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They > downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They > did every known job. > > But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed > across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the > electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed > every curse word known in the underworld. > > Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and > each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching > frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything > when the power went out!" > > Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from > the past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He > cheated, how did he do it?" > > God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves." > > ================================================= > > > Sponsor > > > > Children International > > Would you give Hope to a Child in need? > > > <332170_011805_newchildforemail.jpg> > > · > Click Here to meet a Girl > And Give Her Hope > > · > Click Here to meet a Boy > And Change His Life > > Learn More > > <l.gif> > > Links > > • > / > > • > > > • Terms of > Service. > > Attachment: (text/enriched) [not stored] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 17, 2005 Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 Tell Amy that I loved that one. Very Zen and down to earth. On Mar 16, 2005, at 9:51 PM, Steve Connor wrote: > > > my wife amy gave this to me on a card: > > IN THE BEGINNING > THE WORLD WAS WITHOUT FORM > AND VOID > AND GOD SAID > "LET THERE BE LIGHT" > AND GOD SEPARATED THE LIGHT > FROM THE DARK > AND DID TWO LOADS OF LAUNDRY > > there is a picture of god in a laundromat, very cute. > > > Sponsor > > > > Children International > > Would you give Hope to a Child in need? > > > <332170_011805_newchildforemail.jpg> > > · > Click Here to meet a Girl > And Give Her Hope > > · > Click Here to meet a Boy > And Change His Life > > Learn More > > <l.gif> > > Links > > • > / > > • > > > • Terms of > Service. > > Attachment: (text/enriched) [not stored] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 17, 2005 Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 Now I say HaHa, good one, Nanda. All of us who depend on a computer for our livelihood get this one. On Mar 16, 2005, at 10:08 PM, Nanda wrote: > > > Ha - good one Steve. My turn ! Nanda > > ======================================= > Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better > on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was > tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it. I > am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge > who does the better job." > > So down Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away. They > moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. > They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They > downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They > did every known job. > > But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed > across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the > electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed > every curse word known in the underworld. > > Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and > each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching > frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything > when the power went out!" > > Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from > the past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He > cheated, how did he do it?" > > God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves." > > ================================================= > > > Sponsor > > > > Children International > > Would you give Hope to a Child in need? > > > <332170_011805_newchildforemail.jpg> > > · > Click Here to meet a Girl > And Give Her Hope > > · > Click Here to meet a Boy > And Change His Life > > Learn More > > <l.gif> > > Links > > • > / > > • > > > • Terms of > Service. > > Attachment: (text/enriched) [not stored] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 17, 2005 Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 very funny, a good twist on a classic! here is another card i had, its visual so i don't know if it is haha funny or not, for some reason it made me laff. the picture is a wise man seated waaaaaay up on a skinny little mountain peak, it is so narrow there is only room for him up there. right below him is a seeker who had crawled all the way up the precipice to be at his feet. what a struggle to get there. the wise man looked at him, and said, "oh son, what questions do you have?" the seeker hesitated. the wise man waited. finally the seeker summons up his courage. "oh wise one," the seeker asked sincerely, "how tall are you, and, what is your favorite color?" <<end of joke >> , "Nanda" <chandimaakijai> wrote: > > > Ha - good one Steve. My turn ! Nanda > > ======================================= > Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better > on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was > tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it. I > am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge > who does the better job." > > So down Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away. They > moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. > They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They > downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They > did every known job. > > But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed > across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the > electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed > every curse word known in the underworld. > > Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and > each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching > frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything > when the power went out!" > > Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from > the past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He > cheated, how did he do it?" > > God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves." > > ================================================= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 17, 2005 Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 Namaste, Steve ji and our beloved family, i am laughing! i can definitely picture the scene! It is funny and a sad commentary all at the same time; because if a pick-pocket goes to a wise man, all he will see are his pockets...;<) Jai Maa! Jai Swamiji! Jai Ramakrishna Deva! muktimaa -- In , "Steve Connor" <sconnor@a...> wrote: > > > very funny, a good twist on a classic! > > here is another card i had, its visual so i don't know if it is haha > funny or not, for some reason it made me laff. > > the picture is a wise man seated waaaaaay up on a skinny little > mountain peak, it is so narrow there is only room for him up there. > > right below him is a seeker who had crawled all the way up the > precipice to be at his feet. what a struggle to get there. > > the wise man looked at him, and said, "oh son, what questions do you > have?" > > the seeker hesitated. > > the wise man waited. > > finally the seeker summons up his courage. > > "oh wise one," the seeker asked sincerely, > > "how tall are you, and, > > what is your favorite color?" > > <<end of joke >> > > > , "Nanda" <chandimaakijai> > wrote: > > > > > > Ha - good one Steve. My turn ! Nanda > > > > ======================================= > > Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was > better > > on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was > > tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it. > I > > am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge > > who does the better job." > > > > So down Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away. They > > moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent > faxes. > > They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They > > downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They > > did every known job. > > > > But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly > flashed > > across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the > > electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed > > every curse word known in the underworld. > > > > Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and > > each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching > > frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything > > when the power went out!" > > > > Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from > > the past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! > He > > cheated, how did he do it?" > > > > God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves." > > > > ================================================= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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