And for fun ...

[Guest guest]

A Southern Baptist minister was completing a temperance sermon. With

great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take

it and pour it into the river."

 

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the

world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

 

And then, finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said,"And if I had

all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

 

Sermon complete, he then sat down.

 

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For

our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, Shall We Gather at the River."