Witty Words of Wisdom

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Dear All,

Here is something I found on the web. Hope you enjoy it.

Jai Maa

Nanda

 

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Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the

statue.

 

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat

them.

 

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the

middle of it..

 

Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their

maker.

 

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

 

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of

car payments.

 

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a

warning to others.

 

Never buy a car you can't push.

 

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you

don't have a leg to stand on.

 

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

 

Be nice to the nerds and geeks in high school -- you'll be working

for them in the future.

 

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