Guest guest Posted March 7, 1999 Report Share Posted March 7, 1999 >The reverend's wife tells about her day... > >"The other day I went to the local religious book store where I saw a >"Honk If You Love Jesus" bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the >back bumper of my car, and l'm really glad I did. What an uplifting >experience followed. > >I was stopped at the light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought >about the Lord, and didn't notice that the light had changed. That >bumper sticker really worked! I found lots of people who love Jesus. >Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must really >love the Lord because pretty soon, he leaned out his window and >yelled, "Jesus Christ!!" as loud as he could. It was like a football >game with him shouting, "Go Jesus Christ, Go!!!" Everyone else >started honking, too, so I leaned out my window and waved and >smiled to all of those loving people. > > >There must have been a guy from Florida back there because I >could hear him yelling something about a sunny beach, and I saw >him waving a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I >asked my two kids what that meant. They kind of squirmed, looked at >each other, giggled and told me that it was the Hawaiian good luck >sign. So, I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. > >Several cars behind, a very nice man stepped out of his car >and yelled something. I couldn't hear him very well but it sounded >like "mother trucker" or "mothers from there". Maybe he was from >Florida, too. He must really love the Lord. A couple of the people >were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their >cars and were walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray, but just >then I noticed that the light had changed, and I stepped on the gas. >And a good thing I did, because I was the only driver to get across >the intersection. I looked back at them standing there. > >I leaned out the window, gave them a big smile and held up the >Hawaiian good luck sign, as I drove away. > > >Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 7, 1999 Report Share Posted March 7, 1999 ROTFL! :-D Thanks for the forward, Gill. At 10:16 PM 3/7/99 -0000, you wrote: >"Gill Eardley" <gilleardley > > > >>The reverend's wife tells about her day... ----- The CORE of Reality awaits you at: http://www.serv.net/~fewtch/ND/index.html - Poetry, Writings, even Live Chat on spiritual topics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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