Guest guest Posted September 26, 1999 Report Share Posted September 26, 1999 ZEN2WRK wrote: <<Let's put Raven in charge of the Incense Research and Divine Effluvia Master. Getting bored reading about neti, neti and the manifestos of "I am this, I am that, I am the other, and the devil is my mother." As Master of the Invisible Divine Vapor, grab your joss stick, your wooded sandals and follow the Musk-scented trail to the Orient for a taste of those aromatic, intoxicating Love Perfumes. There, in the temple, a simple Earth Alter, the Epiphany begins. Divine power imbues our ceremony as attar of Myrrh and Frankincense rises and spreads like a drifting cloud over Magi and Peasant alike. As the prayer wheel turns, those of all faiths gather around the incense tree to hear Zoroaster speak of ritual purification as a preamble to sacred sex. "You must begin with Egyptian Sandalwood to evoke the image of ancient Cairo, the souk, graceful, plodding camels and thrones of gold. The stage thus set, waftures of Egyptian Musk will eliminate negative imbalances of the psychic planes, re-balance the internal environment, and stir the Heart's desires. Now, the internal fires are burning brighter, we light Moroccan Musk, that magic of ancient Fez that gives power to unleash the creative urges. And finally, the unacted on desires can no longer be restrained, waftures of Tunisian White Musk will unleash the raw animal energy of male and female and our wedding night has entered it's final climatic stage." Stay tuned for next weeks adventure to the hidden island of Tubrak and the long lost exotic incense, Freedonia. Long held as the Incense Fountain of Youth, Puer and Puella alike have searched in vain for this eternal treasure. Raven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 27, 1999 Report Share Posted September 27, 1999 >Raven McCloud <RavenMcCloud > > > >ZEN2WRK wrote: > ><<Let's put Raven in charge of the Incense Research and Divine Effluvia Master. That's my boy! Can he pick 'em or what?? > snip of inspired creativity... which singlehandedly made our stock double in value. The orders are pouring in... >Stay tuned for next weeks adventure to the hidden >island of Tubrak and the long lost exotic incense, >Freedonia. Long held as the Incense Fountain of Youth, >Puer and Puella alike have searched in vain for this >eternal treasure. > >Raven Now the world truly will beat a path to our door... Bless you child, MSG > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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