The Enlightened One/Greg Goode Speaks Series!

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In a message dated 10/1/99 12:00:30 PM Central Daylight Time,

hluthar writes:

 

<< 21. EO's never need to apologize. >>

 

Rolling on the floor laughing Greg! What a breath of fresh air <g>

diana

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By Greg Goode:

 

I'll use the abbreviation "EO" for "Enlightened One". So here is a

laundry list of 25 things about the EO. Highly rich in nonsense and

inconsistencies!

 

1. There's nothing the EO shouldn't do - everything she does is spontaneous

and Right.

2. The EO shouldn't have sex.

3. The EO never gets angry.

4. The EO never leaves the place where Enlightenment occurred.

5. The EO has no more free will.

6. The EO has no emotion.

7. The EO has no more mind/body consciousness.

8. The EO has a non-reactive mind.

9. The EO knows she's an EO.

10. The EO has no consciousness of being an EO.

11. The EO actually is not an O at all.

12. The EO knows that the ego is carried in the blood,

not the brain.

13. The EO is in constant knowledge of the Beloved.

14. The EO is in constant contact with ascended masters.

15. The EO is has the power to manifest anything, like a

golden palace on the corner of 8th Ave. and 23rd St.

(Yes, I actually heard this one, from a teacher of

the Sedona Method!)

16. The EO must have been born in India to a Brahman family.

17. The EO has transcended each and every one of the 172 levels

of consciousness.

18. The EO constantly sees a blue pearl at their forehead level,

during waking, dreaming, and deep sleep.

19. The EO doesn't need to work for a living.

20. EO's are always teachers.

21. EO's never need to apologize.

22. One is not an EO unless everyone agrees.

23. The EO prefers Bach to rock.

24. The EO is God.

25. The EO can't be recognized except by another EO.

 

Love,

 

-Greg

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In a message dated 10/1/99 10:00:30 AM Pacific Daylight Time,

hluthar writes:

 

<<

1. There's nothing the EO shouldn't do - everything she does is spontaneous

and Right.

2. The EO shouldn't have sex.

3. The EO never gets angry.

4. The EO never leaves the place where Enlightenment occurred.

5. The EO has no more free will.

6. The EO has no emotion.

7. The EO has no more mind/body consciousness.

8. The EO has a non-reactive mind.

9. The EO knows she's an EO.

10. The EO has no consciousness of being an EO.

11. The EO actually is not an O at all.

12. The EO knows that the ego is carried in the blood,

not the brain.

13. The EO is in constant knowledge of the Beloved.

14. The EO is in constant contact with ascended masters.

15. The EO is has the power to manifest anything, like a

golden palace on the corner of 8th Ave. and 23rd St.

(Yes, I actually heard this one, from a teacher of

the Sedona Method!)

16. The EO must have been born in India to a Brahman family.

17. The EO has transcended each and every one of the 172 levels

of consciousness.

18. The EO constantly sees a blue pearl at their forehead level,

during waking, dreaming, and deep sleep.

19. The EO doesn't need to work for a living.

20. EO's are always teachers.

21. EO's never need to apologize.

22. One is not an EO unless everyone agrees.

23. The EO prefers Bach to rock.

24. The EO is God.

25. The EO can't be recognized except by another EO.

>>

Dear Greg:

 

Yes, yes! I am making copies and sending them worldwide to all centers of

EO's. (And to friends, cohorts, too.)

 

Here are a few additional ones:

 

26. The EO must be strictly vegetarian.

27. The EO is so evolved that they can eat whatever they like.

28. The great mass and weight of the EO is needed to keep them materially

"grounded" else they would just "ascend."

29. The EO can have as many wives/lovers/husbands as they

desire because they are not a limited manifestation.

30. The EO cannot have any wives/husbands but can have relations with animals

in order to alter Karma and World Destiny.

31. The EO is in constant contact mentally with Geniuses from Space and the

Beyond, but cannot operate a microwave oven.

32. The EO is mean or sarcastic to help others become strong.

33. The EO has perfect feet (I have heard this one three times!)

34. The EO is loved by animals, but their fear of dogs or (fill in blank) is

due to a past life trauma.

35. The EO is humble, always, but is most humble when seated in a Rolls

Royce, Mercedes or Ferrari.

36. The EO helps improve the spirituality of others by accepting material

wealth and items from his followers.

37. The EO can levitate, but photographing or video taping is sacrilegious

and will prevent this common ability.

38. The EO's body is sublime and even in death sweet smelling and

incorruptible. Decisions to cremate or bury were only made because of local

ordinances...everyone otherwise would have just kept them around on display

at the local diner, etc.

39. EO's are psychic about everything except about themselves.

40. EO's Know the past and future but cannot remember your name.

41. EO's can crawl across a mountain of gravel on their knees

and not suffer.

42. EO's can be carried in comfortable chairs by devotees crawling across

mountains of gravel and not suffer.

43. EO's have a divine mark on their body that infidels might think of as

merely a wart, mole or blemish.

44. EO's can heal any one of anything, but if they don't it is because they

know that the Karma of the sick person is too good a thing for them to miss,

no matter the pain and suffering of them or their families.

45. EO's must be brilliant children or else have had a Divine Incident strike

them (the St. Paul Complex).

46. EO's are always charismatic, lovely, handsome or charming...

and have perfect hands.

47. EO's can look into your eyes and know your entire life.

48. EO's can walk through walls, but cannot use tools or build walls.

49. EO's develop quaint and eccentric hobbies in order to entertain their

devotees and keep them from getting bored.

50. EO's Can live on just air and light.

 

Zenbob

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In a message dated 10/1/99 7:10:40 PM Central Daylight Time, ZEN2WRK

writes:

 

<< 36. The EO helps improve the spirituality of others by accepting material

wealth and items from his followers. >>

 

Ahhh! A low hit - and accurately aimed! <g>

 

diana