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>Jan: Ahhhhh! The most direct path ever !:)

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> Instant nirvana.

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>There is only one and it's clear my dear:

>Forget enlightenment as instant nirvana is here.

>Time for teachers and scholars to fear,

>they're out of a job: instant nirvana is here.

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>Forget virtues and discipline as it is all in vain:

>Instant nirvana is here and at no pain.

>Yogas and meditation can safely be lost:

>Instant nirvana is here and at no cost.

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>The one is the one who always is there.

>But without all the shells there is nothing to care :)

 

Dan: Jan, your poem is swift

Coming to me through a timeless drift

 

This instant you are here

And you're right - there is no fear

 

Nothing to have or get

And no shell which must fret

 

Indeed when there's cost

Something has already been lost

 

For if there's a piper to pay

Someone must have gone astray

 

If getting back takes time

There's always a glitch to the rhyme

 

We can get caught up in illusions

Or live freely right here with no delusions

 

with love --

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Ah, yes, the old Instant Nirvana Raga! I love this.

 

May I submit the following for inclusion into the new apotheosis?

 

Revolving Karma

 

Nothing down, no commitment, easy terms, yes!

Anyone can qualify for Revolving Karma if in distress...

All your past actions divided into convenient pieces

With monthly scheduled retribution that never ceases...

 

You can even incur a substantial Karma debt

But not worry about paying it off just yet

For future balances will be divided into bits quite small

And interest accrued as a bonus debt that's all.

 

With revolving Karma, one can sin and sin again

It's like having your cake and eating it too, you win...

Worry not about that Karmic Balloon that may be floating

For now, with revolving Karma you can be gloating.

 

Only the most evolved can be so revolved

All your Karma problems neatly solved

And you can be the Whirling Dervish for the Day

As you conveniently arrange your Karma debts to pay...

 

But when that Balloon must finally be faced

Do not fear about Karma horror or being disgraced

You can always refinance the entire Balloon as amortize

And pay off the accrued debt for the next billion lives.

 

Revolving Karma, Revolving Karma

Instant credit for Bhakti or Dharma

Where's the harm in dividing such debt?

Join today, welcome to the Instant Nirvana Jet Set!

 

 

-Zenbob

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