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>>>Jan,

>>>

>>>We decided in chat tonight that

>>>Gene, the Abominable 600 foot Snowman

>>>had seen you invent a black hole and your

>>>finger prints were left :-)

>>>

>>>Good Morning,

>>>~ Rainbo ~

>>

>>Oops - sorry - I forgot to put up a fence to prevent the

>>experiment from becoming known. Just wanted to find out if

>>information disappears in a black hole, or that it is

>>reradiated. When, much to my surprise, I saw millions of

>>Sanskrit letters suddenly appearing on the galactic X-ray

>>interpreter, the Bible was thrown into the black hole but it

>>flew back as the first edition of the Vedas. So I tried to

>>grab that, burned my fingers on the book but lost it as it

>>transformed into a big OM. Must have forgotten to wipe off

the

>>fingerprints :)

>>

>>Jan

>>

>Dear Jan,

>

>Whew, what a relief it is to know THIS! I have long suspected

that

>significant portions of my memory were disappearing into a

black hole, and

>this would explain why they are coming back garbled into

meaningless stuff

>like lyrics from pop songs, which nonetheless SEEM highly

significant to me.

>Indeed , who DID put the bop in the _____(garbled.) Look, you

can just have

>all the lost socks, etc.. but the entire year of 1985??

C'mon...something

>important must have happened to me and I want it back.

 

The black hole was put in action in 1970 and has been stable

ever since; in 1985 you could have been so shocked by the

arrest of Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh (Osho) that it caused a

trauma; this explains the popmusic, as Osho was a proponent

(practitioner ?:) of "make love, be happy".

>

>The excuse of unintended effects is understandable, Jan..we

never known that

>in advance, but is it too late to undo this invention of

yours? You could

>lose a lot of friends when word of this gets around.

 

I will have to disappoint you; there is nothing I haven't lost

yet; would it be possible to lose more then everything? It

could mean the "more" than everything has to be multiplied

with the square root of minus one; that trick always works in

math :)

>Your pal till the end, (but of what I am not sure.)

>

>Glo

 

If the singularity at the "bottom" of the black hole is the

seed, developing into a Big Bang for another universe, there

won't be an end, just infinite fractal branching. So let's

toast to "pals without beginning or end"

 

Jan

Ooopsala, you have evidenced those much exalted

and exulted oh so secret powers of intuition, what will we do?

 

You see, Gene, His Yeti Yetiness, of Neti Netiness ~ also

has from the black hole which your secret JanOccultness

made a Yetita, Yetiess, or Yetike,

i guess being his Yetiness we should allow him to keep all of them.

But, in his own words, "I looked for her g-spot and found the entire

alphabet of all time" ... and here you are telling me that you'd

thrown in the entire sanskrit library, so either we have pre-ordained

synchronicity or after the fact full blown secret powers derived from

the holiness of the Galactic X-Ray interpreter

 

Of course, you have now discovered Glo's missing rhyme as

well... that was it Glo, "make love, be happy"

reminds me of the profound "Lion King," so,

he who has lost all has gained all... and what more

is to want?

 

Of course, this brings us directly back full circle to Neti

Neti where you begat his Yetiness.. are you sure creating

that Black Hole was such a great idea? Afterall, now

we are going to have little yetickas, and yetitas running around.

 

Does the Black Hole birth more black holes? Or just more

Bibles and Vedas and so on? (I, personally, could live without

more holy texts, if your NO-thingness doesn't mind.)

 

In His Holiness's powers of creating Black Holes please do

not swallow RA ... unless, of course, you can promise

that his Yetiness's Sun is of better quality.

 

I'm going to let Gates guard the gates of the Secret Temple,

then as he crosses the Abyss he shall have to give all away,

bet he's going to be one surprised boy.

 

~ light dancing ~ RAinbo ~

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On 10/11/99 at 9:05 PM RainboLily wrote:

>RainboLily

>

>>>>Jan,

>>>>

>>>>We decided in chat tonight that

>>>>Gene, the Abominable 600 foot Snowman

>>>>had seen you invent a black hole and your

>>>>finger prints were left :-)

>>>>

>>>>Good Morning,

>>>>~ Rainbo ~

>>>

>>>Oops - sorry - I forgot to put up a fence to prevent the

>>>experiment from becoming known. Just wanted to find out if

>>>information disappears in a black hole, or that it is

>>>reradiated. When, much to my surprise, I saw millions of

>>>Sanskrit letters suddenly appearing on the galactic X-ray

>>>interpreter, the Bible was thrown into the black hole but

it

>>>flew back as the first edition of the Vedas. So I tried to

>>>grab that, burned my fingers on the book but lost it as it

>>>transformed into a big OM. Must have forgotten to wipe off

>the

>>>fingerprints :)

>>>

>>>Jan

>>>

>>Dear Jan,

>>

>>Whew, what a relief it is to know THIS! I have long

suspected

>that

>>significant portions of my memory were disappearing into a

>black hole, and

>>this would explain why they are coming back garbled into

>meaningless stuff

>>like lyrics from pop songs, which nonetheless SEEM highly

>significant to me.

>>Indeed , who DID put the bop in the _____(garbled.) Look,

you

>can just have

>>all the lost socks, etc.. but the entire year of 1985??

>C'mon...something

>>important must have happened to me and I want it back.

>

>The black hole was put in action in 1970 and has been stable

>ever since; in 1985 you could have been so shocked by the

>arrest of Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh (Osho) that it caused a

>trauma; this explains the popmusic, as Osho was a proponent

>(practitioner ?:) of "make love, be happy".

>

>>

>>The excuse of unintended effects is understandable, Jan..we

>never known that

>>in advance, but is it too late to undo this invention of

>yours? You could

>>lose a lot of friends when word of this gets around.

>

>I will have to disappoint you; there is nothing I haven't

lost

>yet; would it be possible to lose more then everything? It

>could mean the "more" than everything has to be multiplied

>with the square root of minus one; that trick always works in

>math :)

>

>>Your pal till the end, (but of what I am not sure.)

>>

>>Glo

>

>If the singularity at the "bottom" of the black hole is the

>seed, developing into a Big Bang for another universe, there

>won't be an end, just infinite fractal branching. So let's

>toast to "pals without beginning or end"

>

>Jan

>Ooopsala, you have evidenced those much exalted

>and exulted oh so secret powers of intuition, what will we

do?

 

Nothing, as always. The joke of the fractal nature is

compactness while infinitely repeating itself. So nothing has

to be done as the number of seemingly doers is infinite.

>You see, Gene, His Yeti Yetiness, of Neti Netiness ~ also

>has from the black hole which your secret JanOccultness

>made a Yetita, Yetiess, or Yetike,

>i guess being his Yetiness we should allow him to keep all of

them.

>But, in his own words, "I looked for her g-spot and found the

entire

>alphabet of all time" ... and here you are telling me that

you'd

>thrown in the entire sanskrit library, so either we have

pre-ordained

>synchronicity or after the fact full blown secret powers

derived from

>the holiness of the Galactic X-Ray interpreter

 

It must have been a different black hole after all; the

invisible yeti would have shown up on the K. detector. The

alphabet was thrown out because information doesn't allow for

a singularity. I am just an investigator finding the way back

to civilization, the link with which was severed at the

seeming accident causing embodiment on this planet; couldn't

find that link on the Internet either :) So his Yetiness is

allowed to keep everything and may (pro)create as he pleases.

>

>Of course, you have now discovered Glo's missing rhyme as

>well... that was it Glo, "make love, be happy"

>reminds me of the profound "Lion King," so,

>he who has lost all has gained all... and what more

>is to want?

 

There is a practical problem of course: the all doesn't fit in

my travel bag. So that remains to want; a travel bag fitting

the all. Oye, a minor flaw. If the traveling bag to transport

the all isn't included in the all, the all can't be the all...

Back to the lab...

>Of course, this brings us directly back full circle to Neti

>Neti where you begat his Yetiness.. are you sure creating

>that Black Hole was such a great idea? Afterall, now

>we are going to have little yetickas, and yetitas running

around.

 

Nah... You do need glasses. I'm a virgin and my pet Nandi the

big bull took care of that. At times, he gets itchy but after

all, he's a bull so he was allowed to roam freely for a few

days. Now that you mention it, he was looking tired but

satisfied :)

>Does the Black Hole birth more black holes? Or just more

>Bibles and Vedas and so on? (I, personally, could live

without

>more holy texts, if your NO-thingness doesn't mind.)

 

The black hole only birthes another universe. For a black

hole, information is what is hair to an owl; it has to get rid

of it. So there won't be more holy texts as there are too many

already.

>In His Holiness's powers of creating Black Holes please do

>not swallow RA ... unless, of course, you can promise

>that his Yetiness's Sun is of better quality.

 

His Yetiness may even take over; finding the way "back to

civilization" is a game that only can played once in a 100,000

years or so; it requires a lot of work and the ticket for the

game can't even be earned on earth but requires a human body

from earth :)

>I'm going to let Gates guard the gates of the Secret Temple,

>then as he crosses the Abyss he shall have to give all away,

>bet he's going to be one surprised boy.

>

>~ light dancing ~ RAinbo ~

 

He's never surprised: he has "borrowed" the circuitry of my

astral teleporter and teleported windows to the astral world,

all windows connecting to Wall Street as well. But he forgot

the density converter so it will be ghosts and astral bugs

creeping through the windows and not only in Wall Street...

 

Jan

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