Toilet humor

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I am back from my travels. Have seen many good and humorous posts. One at my

expense by Harshaji while I was gone. In return for your entertainment

pleasure, I offer this.

 

 

Interesting Ways To Annoy A Public Restroom Stallmate

 

 

Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I

borrow a highlighter?"

Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily

function noise.

Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a canteloupe into

the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

Say, "Now how did that get there?"

Say, "Hummus. Reminds me of hummus."

Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the

stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"

Say, "Interesting... more floaters than sinkers."

Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper

and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops,

could you kick that back over here please?"

Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I

gonna do?"

Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers

Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see

your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free".

 

 

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