Larry Lao Tzu

[Guest guest]

Your apologies are accepted Dan. Lao Tzu also offers one

perspective as well. He will be making a public apology for

everything he has said at the summer

retreat. I enticed him by suggesting he could be the main

speaker. It is a typical switch and bait tactic on my

part. The main event is going to be a magic show by Zenbob

in which he will make the audience levitate exactly 9 inches

as Jill sings the national anthem in Sanskrit (translated by

Tony). Lao Tzu's apology will follow in the original

Chinese. Thanks.

 

 

Love Harsha

 

Harsha, that's great that you managed to con Lao Tzu into a

public apology. He's apologized to me privately more than

once.

He's usually very shy about speaking in front of large

groups, let alone offering an apology to such an august and

learned body as this.

However you managed this, I salute you! Perhaps he heard a

rumor about the Sanskrit singing, and this enticed him.

Knowing that Sanskrit can't be sung, he probably assumed

that this would be the singing of the Wordless Word that

would complete the cycle of all his incarnations.

 

Love, Dan

 

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I knew Lao Tzu back in the 60's. His name then was Larry

Tzanansky. He was a Jewish comic in the Catskills. One day

we were kibbutzing, I got serious, I said, "Larry, listen,

you don't got the chops to make it to the big time. It's

always gonna be kosher hotels in the Borscht Belt for you,

Sweetheart. This Eastern religion choserye is gonna be very

big in a few years. What you do is you change your name to

something like Lao Tzu and say whatever makes the least

possible sense, in other words, do your act, and these

spiritual phonies will be eating out of your hand, you

understand? Pass me the schmaltz herring. Who was the girl

you were with last night?"

 

--Jerry

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