Guest guest Posted March 2, 2000 Report Share Posted March 2, 2000 ================================================= ON KICKING ROYAL BUTT ================================================= ONCE UPON A TIME there was a court jester who was in the employ of a fun-loving king. The king loved the jester and they got along quite well. One day as the king, who was not at all a thin man, was bending over to pick up something on the floor of the throne chamber, the jester thought it would be quite amusing to kick the king in the butt. Surely the king, who liked a good joke, would appreciate the jesture. So he kicked the king, but he was too excited and got carried away, kicking a bit too hard, and the king went sprawling on the floor before his whole court. When he got up he was not amused, and said to the jester, “One turn deserves another. Turn around and bend over.” When the jester did so, the king gave him a sound kick that sent him sailing across the room. When he got up he was quite embarrassed and the whole court got a good laugh. Sulking and humiliated, he left the royal court and went into a garden, feeling most sorry for himself. After a time, the king had compassion on the jester and went out to the garden to find him. He found him sitting under an apple tree with a look of humiliation on his face. The king came and sat down beside him, and for a moment said nothing. Then he asked, “How do you feel, my friend?” The jester took a deep breath and replied, “I am embarrassed. I am sorry I kicked you. I did not mean to hurt you; all I wanted to do was amuse you.” Replied the king, “I am aware of that. But learn this well, my friend: There is a difference between amusing and abusing. One should never do anything to another that would rob him of his dignity and station in life. It is a matter of respect, not just because I am the king, but because I am a person like anyone else. I have feelings too. What you did embarrassed me as a person as well as a king. My command to you is this: Amuse, but never abuse your license or station, or you will surely lose it. I am your friend and your master, and tell you this by that authority.” Namaste, ~ Charles ______________ YOU'RE PAYING TOO MUCH FOR THE INTERNET! Juno now offers FREE Internet Access! Try it today - there's no risk! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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