Guest guest Posted March 17, 2000 Report Share Posted March 17, 2000 El, an incredibly brilliant person and artist who has shared much on her Kundalini experiences wrote the following on the K-List in response to the "usual spiritual posts". It reflects such a completely spontaneous burst of humorous creativity that I felt it deserved a wider audience. :-). Love Harsha ckress The Meister speaks: "For every dolt there is a corresponding antidote. Dolt and antidote collide to form a substance similar to silly putty, thus having slight socially redeeming value." .................... Cremating the Meister One of the half-baked ideas is that if what's-it is created from whatever, then there is likewise created a generous portion of who-the-hell-cares. If I take a croissant and crumble it, forming a mess of crumbs on the table, those crumbs attract vermin, much like maggots which have opposite ends also known as mouths and butts. In other words, you cannot make a mess anywhere without attracting something that actually thinks it's fit to eat. Holes can be reversed when entropy is squared by armadillos times the speed of light. Now, let us take this a step further. Bugs and pesticides. Is a concept that most will be familiar with... but have you ever looked at an ant with the perspective that it just might be your reincarnated grandfather? "a vaguely specified load of bull... some pretence of actual communication." as in the concept or phrase "get a life" i.e. "your mind is on vacation and your mouth is working overtime" Now manure is also defined as that which occupies bandwidth and has a certain stench. So where, within this concept, lies the antidote -- that which pours like molasses and kills time... that which is too stupid to think about and is of no concern to anyone To put this into further convoluted double-talk, a quirk, a clink, a slurp, a skunk are words I "created" by lifting them from the dictionary. What we do is, because of a perception of utmost crud, seek to hit our delete buttons in unison. The mindless and the meaningless. Where the mindless and the meaningless are perceived as one of the signs of the apocalypse, it follows that if dolts are spewing nonsense, then those with the sense of an onion will ignore them. In other words, your recipe for linguine will turn into slime mold (unless baked at the royal unification altitude), causing a dispersal of your dinner guests. All too often, for most people, most of the time -- or most often, for all people, for much of the time -- or often too many people mostly for all time -- whatever could have been, should have been, and vice versa, according to the whims of inverse conundrum and Murphy's law, part 12. Recreational spittoon polishing done without due process and failure to pay the parallel universe tariff collectors leads to heavy fines directly proportional to the strength with which you hold onto your hat. What matters most to your mental foot is that which will also provide the greatest gravitational redundancy within the infrastructure of your spiritual nostril. It follows from this that hidee-hidee-hi and hodee-hodee-ho, the greater one conspicuously implied the opposite to the contrary, the more the aorta reverberates like a renegade sonata. The seeking of hokem with the left ventricle will, therefore, induce aneurysms in all who have tried to make sense of this inanity. The Meister you fear most is probably running for public office somewhere, and you fear him/her only slightly less strongly than you fear reading further posts of this nature, hopefully not allowing yourself, the blather and idiocy to become one. (Any resemblance of this post to any other post or list member, living or dead or in some kind of vegetative brain-dead coma, is sheer coincidence.) El Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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