Guest guest Posted March 23, 2000 Report Share Posted March 23, 2000 In a message dated 3/23/00 1:49:25 PM Eastern Standard Time, hluthar writes: << I now declare you Guru Jerry. May you live well and prosper oh grasshopper! Love Harsha >> Dear Harsha, And so shall it be. l believe you are right, old friend. Now is finally the time for me to reveal that This Being is in reality Jerryananda, avatar of all avatars. l come forth at this time in order to formally disassociate myself with all of my former students who have brought disgrace upon not only myself but the three lineages which l've been forced to carry on simultaneously during these decadent days of the kaliyuga, when so few true masters are available. Because of these decadent times l was persuaded to believe that l could entrust these pretenders with long held secret tantric transmissions. Oh, how have l regretted that decision! Long ago in the very depths of the Himalayas l gathered together the students now known as Sathya Soy Burger, Mukti-with-young-girls-ananda, Gurumaymugger, Yoni Desai, Yogi Bhagan, Snatch-it-ananda, Kriyananda, Sogyal-soiled-pants Rinpoche and my once esteemed friend Kalu Rinpoche. l gave them pure gold -- the essence of what l'd been taught by Abhinavagupta and Jigme Chokyi Wangpo. l taught them tantra, threw in a few siddhis for good measure ... even let them meditate in some of my best caves. And look how they've repaid me. With some of them l had concerns from the beginning. Every time during tantra instruction, l was aware of Soy Burger glaring at my penis. Gurumaymugger insisted on wearing a gun, of all things, and spent most of the time in her cave shooting at bats and torturing worms. But l had no clue as to the others. How was l to know that Yoni Desai was to become the Banger of the Berkshires? l fed Soiled-pants Rinpoche the dharma for his book "Tibetan Book of Living and Dying", and then instilled Bertolucci with both the vision for the movie and the idea of hiring fat little Soiled-pants to play a role -- all of this in order to promote the dharma to a wider audience -- and what does Soiled-pants do but start behaving like a sex symbol and hitting on his female devotees. But the biggest disappointment has been Kalu Rinpoche. He was to be my successor. l even let him have June Campbell, my most prized and loyal assistant. And what does he do? Turns her into a whore! lt's not that l haven't tried to intervene. Through my cohort Babaji l had Yogananda throw Kriyananda out of SRF. So what does he do? Go up north and find even bigger suckers there. lt's taken me over 20 yrs to get him thrown out of Ananda, and now he's on the Riviera ...now that should be interesting. l warned Sathya Soy that the misuse of siddhis would result in loss of power, and it did. Now look at him. l appeared in astral form to the authorities in Bangalore and gave them the name of the store where Soy has been purchasing all the rings with which he's been faking manifestations. There may be hope there, but what can be done for those who insist on being fooled? l wash my hands of it all. For time immemorial l've undertaken the supreme sacrifice of maintaining this slender thread of ego attachment and have selflessly endured the pain of the unnatural confines of a body, solely for the purpose of ministering to these unworthy pretenders. l can bear it no longer. Oh, how l would relinquish all my siddhis and samadhis ... how l would move heaven and earth for one good disciple! Shri Jerryananda, Master of the 19th avataric plane and highest lokas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 23, 2000 Report Share Posted March 23, 2000 Bhagwan Jerryananda! > And so shall it be. l believe you are right, old friend. Now >is finally the time for me to reveal that This Being is in reality >Jerryananda, avatar of all avatars. l come forth at this time in order to >formally disassociate myself with all of my former students who have brought >disgrace upon not only myself but the three lineages which l've been forced >to carry on simultaneously during these decadent days of the kaliyuga, when >so few true masters are available. Because of these decadent times l was >persuaded to believe that l could entrust these pretenders with long held >secret tantric transmissions. Oh, how have l regretted that decision! > > > > Long ago in the >very depths of the Himalayas l gathered together the students now known as >Sathya Soy Burger, Mukti-with-young-girls-ananda, Gurumaymugger, Yoni >Desai, Yogi Bhagan, Snatch-it-ananda, Kriyananda, Sogyal-soiled-pants >Rinpoche and my once esteemed friend Kalu Rinpoche. l gave them pure gold -- This is wonderful!! )))))))))))) I hope you're planning to honor us with your precious presence at the retreat this summer! Love, Dharma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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