Guest guest Posted March 27, 2000 Report Share Posted March 27, 2000 Once there was a man who took his wife to the psychologist and said, "Please cure her. She thinks she is a cow." The psychologist looked at the wife and the wife said, "Mooooooooooooooooooooooooo." The psychologist said, "no problem. I will do it right now. I think I can cure her right now!" The man said, "Really!" The psychologist said, "Yes!" The man reflected a little and finally said, "Well, maybe we will come back later." "Why", asked the good doctor. "Frankly, now that I think about it, I am really scared," said the man. "Why are you scared", asked the baffled psychologist The man whispered and confided. "The truth is doctor that we have been saving a lot on milk lately. Never having to go to the supermarket when we run out is pretty damn convenient. You know what I mean. And the price of milk per gallon has really shot through the roof. So thank you but no thank you!" Saying that the man took his wife's hand and rushed out. >From Harsha's 1001 stories of enlightenment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 13, 2000 Report Share Posted April 13, 2000 Dear Harshaji, > ---------- > Harsha (Dr. Harsh K. Luthar)[sMTP:hluthar] > Tuesday, March 28, 2000 5:30 AM > (AT) onelist (DOT) com; ACOWPAL (AT) onelist (DOT) com > Is a cure really desired? > > "Harsha (Dr. Harsh K. Luthar)" <hluthar > > Once there was a man who took his wife to the psychologist and said, > "Please cure her. She thinks she is a cow." > The psychologist looked at the wife and the wife said, > "Mooooooooooooooooooooooooo." > The psychologist said, "no problem. I will do it right now. I think I can > cure her right now!" > The man said, "Really!" > The psychologist said, "Yes!" > The man reflected a little and finally said, "Well, maybe we will come > back later." > "Why", asked the good doctor. > "Frankly, now that I think about it, I am really scared," said the man. > "Why are you scared", asked the baffled psychologist > The man whispered and confided. "The truth is doctor that we have been > saving a lot on milk lately. Never having to go to the supermarket when we > run out is pretty damn convenient. You know what I mean. And the price of > milk per gallon has really shot through the roof. So thank you but no > thank you!" > Saying that the man took his wife's hand and rushed out. > > >From Harsha's 1001 stories of enlightenment. > Sorry, i know it's late... but i need the other 1000 stories :-) Thanks. Love, Nasir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 13, 2000 Report Share Posted April 13, 2000 > > > >From Harsha's 1001 stories of enlightenment.> > Sorry, i know it's late... but i need the other 1000 stories :-) > Thanks. > > Love, > Nasir > AMEN!!!!!!! (in fact, let's make this a Sheherazade sorta thing... sing for your very life, Harshaji, and let us fall in love with you - as if we weren't already...) Love, Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 15, 2000 Report Share Posted April 15, 2000 ----Original Message----- Mark W. Otter [mark.otter] Thursday, April 13, 2000 1:06 AM Re: Is a cure really desired? > > >From Harsha's 1001 stories of enlightenment.> > Sorry, i know it's late... but i need the other 1000 stories :-) > Thanks. > > Love, > Nasir > AMEN!!!!!!! (in fact, let's make this a Sheherazade sorta thing... sing for your very life, Harshaji, and let us fall in love with you - as if we weren't already...) Love, Mark ------ Thanks Mark and Nasir for the kind sentiments. You know how to make somebody feel really good! We are all storytellers I believe and what wonderful stories we have to tell when we have actually lived them. I invite every one of you to tell a story. By the way, what is a Sheherzade sort of thing? :--). I wanted to say something on Ahimsa that Mark brought up but have not had the time. Maybe later today. I really appreciate the Great Spirit here and wish I could respond adequately to all the posts with wonderful energy, wisdom, and humor and insight. Thanks for your presence here Jerry, Mark, Jan, Jill, Dirk, Zenbob, Christiana, TG, Kristie, Linda, Juan, Greg, Dan, Amanda, Tony, Roger, Dharma, Gloria, Bruce, David, Antoine, Nasir, Mike, Shankar, Robert, Holly, Pieter, Annie, Luan, and so many others that I can't remember right now. Thinking of all of you. Thanks and love Harsha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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