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Hello all,

 

I had a funny dream this morning, which I thought

I'd share. :)

 

I had been walking for some time inside a

brick tower together with some female friends.

We stopped for a while inside what looked like the

basement of the tower to have a rest.

There were some other ppl there, including a woman

and her almost identical looking daughter (who

looked to be about 7).

 

The little girl started making a long speech about

the importance of religion, something rather

theoretical and long winded, which seemed odd to

be coming out of the mouth of a little girl.

While the girl was talking, she kept puckering her lips

in a way which I suddenly found, together with her stylized and dry sounding

analysis of religion, very funny.

 

I started giggling and could hear

myself making chuckling noises

(if you think this sounds irreverent, keep in mind

I have no control over my moods in dreams)

not bothering whether she was offended by my

behavior or not.

 

Then a white clad man with beard appeared and seemed

to take over the analysis from the little girl,

speaking to us both.

The man spoke with a gentle voice and suddenly

I realized it was Jesus himself.

 

Oh my, I thought to myself, amazed,

Jesus does have long

hair, just like in the Bible pictures.

I realized Jesus was becoming sad at the resistance

his words met in both me and the little girl, who

was no longer listening to him.

 

I then felt I had no other choice but to

bend forward and pat Jesus'shoulder

in an attempt at cheering him up a little, saying:

"There, there, I'm sure everything will be all right

in the end. Don't worry."

 

Then I woke up and wondered what Jesus had been

doing in my dream. :D

 

Love,

 

Amanda.

 

 

 

 

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AMMmmmmmanda,

 

what a lovely dream!! are you all of the characters?

 

LOve, mark

 

mumble cat wrote:

>

> Hello all,

>

> I had a funny dream this morning, which I thought

> I'd share. :)

>

> I had been walking for some time inside a

> brick tower together with some female friends.

> We stopped for a while inside what looked like the

> basement of the tower to have a rest.

> There were some other ppl there, including a woman

> and her almost identical looking daughter (who

> looked to be about 7).

>

> The little girl started making a long speech about

> the importance of religion, something rather

> theoretical and long winded, which seemed odd to

> be coming out of the mouth of a little girl.

> While the girl was talking, she kept puckering her lips

> in a way which I suddenly found, together with her stylized and dry

> sounding

> analysis of religion, very funny.

>

> I started giggling and could hear

> myself making chuckling noises

> (if you think this sounds irreverent, keep in mind

> I have no control over my moods in dreams)

> not bothering whether she was offended by my

> behavior or not.

>

> Then a white clad man with beard appeared and seemed

> to take over the analysis from the little girl,

> speaking to us both.

> The man spoke with a gentle voice and suddenly

> I realized it was Jesus himself.

>

> Oh my, I thought to myself, amazed,

> Jesus does have long

> hair, just like in the Bible pictures.

> I realized Jesus was becoming sad at the resistance

> his words met in both me and the little girl, who

> was no longer listening to him.

>

> I then felt I had no other choice but to

> bend forward and pat Jesus'shoulder

> in an attempt at cheering him up a little, saying:

> "There, there, I'm sure everything will be all right

> in the end. Don't worry."

>

> Then I woke up and wondered what Jesus had been

> doing in my dream. :D

>

> Love,

>

> Amanda.

>

>

>

>

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> nature of Awareness. Awareness does not come and go but is always

> Present. It is Home. Home is where the Heart Is. Jnanis know the Heart

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The noble and Gothic "mumble cat" <mumblecat wrote:

>>Then I woke up and wondered what Jesus had been

>>doing in my dream. :D

>>

>>Love,

>>

>>Amanda.

 

 

Counting Sheep? ;-)

 

Silvermouse

 

 

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COUNTING YOU!!!!!!! (just a Jesus Freak here...)

 

LOve, Mark

 

Silver Mouse wrote:

>

>

> The noble and Gothic "mumble cat" <mumblecat wrote:

>

> >>Then I woke up and wondered what Jesus had been

> >>doing in my dream. :D

> >>

> >>Love,

> >>

> >>Amanda.

>

>

> Counting Sheep? ;-)

>

> Silvermouse

>

>

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> -----

>

> -----

> //

>

> All paths go somewhere. No path goes nowhere. Paths, places, sights,

> perceptions, and indeed all experiences arise from and exist in and

> subside back into the Space of Awareness. Like waves rising are not

> different than the ocean, all things arising from Awareness are of the

> nature of Awareness. Awareness does not come and go but is always

> Present. It is Home. Home is where the Heart Is. Jnanis know the Heart

> to be the Finality of Eternal Being. A true devotee relishes in the

> Truth of Self-Knowledge, spontaneously arising from within into It

> Self. Welcome all to a.

>

> To from this list, go to the ONElist web site, at

> www., and select the User Center link

> from the menu bar

> on the left. This menu will also let you change

> your subscription

> between digest and normal mode.

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HOW about counting ON you?

 

LOVe, Mark

 

Silver Mouse wrote:

>

>

> The noble and Gothic "mumble cat" <mumblecat wrote:

>

> >>Then I woke up and wondered what Jesus had been

> >>doing in my dream. :D

> >>

> >>Love,

> >>

> >>Amanda.

>

>

> Counting Sheep? ;-)

>

> Silvermouse

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