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Hi all,

 

Sorry, it's OOT, but quite funny :-)

I hope you don't mind. :-)

Have a nice day...

:-):-):-)

 

> The story goes......

>

> Smart man + smart woman = romance

> Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy

> Dumb man + smart woman = affair

> Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage

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> Smart boss + smart employee = profit

> Smart boss + dumb employee = production

> Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

> Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

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>

> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

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>

> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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>

> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can

> spend.

> A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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>

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot

and love him a little.

> To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to

> understand her at all.

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>

> Married men lived longer than single men, but married men are a lot

> more willing to die.

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>

> Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two

> people remembering the same thing.

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> Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

> Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

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>

> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

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>

> A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after

> that is the beginning of a new argument.

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>

> There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before

> marriage and after marriage.

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