Thanks & Walk across the water

September 8, 2000

Dear Nasir,

Thanks for your very good joke and I like to add

another one to really cool down your head ;-))

Cheers :-)

KKT

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a

problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say

one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

They say, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment.

"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have

two male talking parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the bible.

Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage

with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise

and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying...that phrase...in

no time."

"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As

he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their

cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over

and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female

parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to

have some fun?"

There was stunned silence.

Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and

exclaimed, "Put the fucking beads away, Francis, our prayers have

been answered!"

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nasir (Nasir Chang)

Dear All,

I enjoy your posting so much, your insightful writting and wonderdul

knowledge you shared is a blessing for me who still in ignorance. Thanks

very much.

Well, after read and tried to absorb all those serious reading, my head

become quite hot (asking for a relaxation), :-) so I opened my jokes files

to cool it down :-)

And I want to share this joke, hope you enjoy it :-)

With Love & Light,

Nasir ---> Cooling the head :-)

Three monks decided to practise meditation together. they sat by the side of

a lake and closed their eyes in concentration. Then suddenly, the first one

stood up and said, "I forgot my mat." He steeped miraculously onto the water

in front of him and walked across the lake to their hut on the other side.

When he returned, the second monk stood up and said, "I forgot to put my the

other underwear to dry." He too walked calmly across the water and returned

the same way. The third monk watched the first two carefully in what he

decided must be the test of his own abilities. "Is your learning so superior

to mine? I too can match any feat you two can perform," he declared loudly

and rushed to the water's edge to walk across it. He promptly fell into the

deep water.

Undeterred, the yogi climbed out of the water and tried again, only to sink

into the water. Yet again he climbed out and yet again he tried, each time

sinking into the water. This went on for some time as the other two monks

watched.

After a while, the second monk turned to the first and said, "Do you think

we should tell him where the stones are?"

(Contributed by Byrd Chong)

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September 8, 2000