Art and HS magazine

September 15, 2000

On Thu, 14 Sep 2000 13:47:24 Harsha wrote:

>Also, if anyone here can get into exotic yoga postures and wishes to send in

>pictures and a story or an article on yoga or tantra, that would be great.

We really have to get into some good, impressive postures if we want to threaten

Yoga Journal.

Their yoga models are mean, it sometimes requires hours to mentally unravel the

models' bodies to find out where their arms and legs really originate from.

So we have some months of intense yoga training to look forward to,

or there is the program called Photoshop and some quick cutting and pasting.

Hmmmm....

Personally, I could always describe the near perfect Scandinavian Airline

Systems ("Star Alliance, the air line for the world"... !) Yoga (SASY)

but it's a rather expensive type of yoga as it requires lots of flying and

turbulent air conditions, clouds, storms, the occasional goose etc. But it does

work.

SAS never knew what they are in for now.

Seriously, though,

Will there be a section for humorous stories / jokes as well ?

Love,

Amanda.

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September 15, 2000

Mary is an expert at Photoshop. (Well, I bought her a book on it once,

and she put it on a shelf, I think...) But hey, that's a start!!! And

when I do holotropic breathwork, it limbers me up and I can touch toes.

(some one else's, if they put their feet near me and give permission...

oh yeah, and if they are not wearing shoes of course. I don't want to

seem to be claiming miracles here.)

I think we are on our way!

Love, Mark

mumble cat wrote:

>

> On Thu, 14 Sep 2000 13:47:24 Harsha wrote:

>

> >Also, if anyone here can get into exotic yoga postures and wishes to

> send in

> >pictures and a story or an article on yoga or tantra, that would be

> great.

>

> We really have to get into some good, impressive postures if we want

> to threaten Yoga Journal.

> Their yoga models are mean, it sometimes requires hours to mentally

> unravel the models' bodies to find out where their arms and legs

> really originate from.

>

> So we have some months of intense yoga training to look forward to,

> or there is the program called Photoshop and some quick cutting and

> pasting.

> Hmmmm....

>

> Personally, I could always describe the near perfect Scandinavian

> Airline Systems ("Star Alliance, the air line for the world"... !)

> Yoga (SASY)

> but it's a rather expensive type of yoga as it requires lots of flying

> and turbulent air conditions, clouds, storms, the occasional goose

> etc. But it does work.

> SAS never knew what they are in for now.

>

> Seriously, though,

>

> Will there be a section for humorous stories / jokes as well ?

>

> Love,

>

> Amanda.

Angelfire for your free web-based e-mail. http://www.angelfire.com

>

> //

>

> All paths go somewhere. No path goes nowhere. Paths, places, sights,

> perceptions, and indeed all experiences arise from and exist in and

> subside back into the Space of Awareness. Like waves rising are not

> different than the ocean, all things arising from Awareness are of the

> nature of Awareness. Awareness does not come and go but is always

> Present. It is Home. Home is where the Heart Is. Jnanis know the Heart

> to be the Finality of Eternal Being. A true devotee relishes in the

> Truth of Self-Knowledge, spontaneously arising from within into It

> Self. Welcome all to a.

>

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September 15, 2000

In a message dated 09/15/2000 11:15:11 PM Eastern Daylight Time,

mark.otter writes:

<< Perhaps we can talk about how much it costs to own

a boat...

Oh, just kidding,

Mark

ps how much will i get paid for this antagonism?

>>

Yes, you may pay me to antagonize you, about $2000/hour should

cover it, oh, yes, plus expenses ...

not kidding

~ bo ~

September 15, 2000

In a message dated 09/15/2000 11:18:43 PM Eastern Daylight Time,

harsha-hkl writes:

<<

What do you think?

Harsha

>>

I'm thinking that very few of us are ready for ballet, gymnastics

and yoga postures... but get me some lamb's wool for my toe

shoes... and get Mark a boat... i'm convinced Mark could sell

the National Enquirer a photo of a shark pretending to be

a mermaid, or even a Chinese pretending to be a Latina

beach bunny <g>... goose cum swan and eagle <g> ...

September 16, 2000

mumble cat [mumblecat]

Friday, September 15, 2000 7:43 PM

Art and HS magazine

On Thu, 14 Sep 2000 13:47:24 Harsha wrote:

>Also, if anyone here can get into exotic yoga postures and wishes to send

in

>pictures and a story or an article on yoga or tantra, that would be great.

We really have to get into some good, impressive postures if we want to

threaten Yoga Journal.

Their yoga models are mean, it sometimes requires hours to mentally unravel

the models' bodies to find out where their arms and legs really originate

from.

So we have some months of intense yoga training to look forward to,

or there is the program called Photoshop and some quick cutting and pasting.

Hmmmm....

Personally, I could always describe the near perfect Scandinavian Airline

Systems ("Star Alliance, the air line for the world"... !) Yoga (SASY)

but it's a rather expensive type of yoga as it requires lots of flying and

turbulent air conditions, clouds, storms, the occasional goose etc. But it

does work.

SAS never knew what they are in for now.

Seriously, though,

Will there be a section for humorous stories / jokes as well ?

Love,

Amanda.

Yes, for humorous stories and jokes Amanda, you are in charge. You will be

ably assisted by Nasir and Luan. Perhaps we can revisit the parrot story.

That is a classic! :-).

Harsha

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//

All paths go somewhere. No path goes nowhere. Paths, places, sights,

perceptions, and indeed all experiences arise from and exist in and subside

back into the Space of Awareness. Like waves rising are not different than

the ocean, all things arising from Awareness are of the nature of Awareness.

Awareness does not come and go but is always Present. It is Home. Home is

where the Heart Is. Jnanis know the Heart to be the Finality of Eternal

Being. A true devotee relishes in the Truth of Self-Knowledge, spontaneously

arising from within into It Self. Welcome all to a.

To from this list, go to the ONElist web site, at

www., and select the User Center link from the

menu bar

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subscription

between digest and normal mode.

September 16, 2000

Mark W. Otter [mark.otter]

Friday, September 15, 2000 11:28 PM

Re: Art and HS magazine

Hmmmm.... As editor of stories, I might have to intecede in the area of

humorous stories... Perhaps we can talk about how much it costs to own

a boat...

Oh, just kidding,

Mark

ps how much will i get paid for this antagonism?

Hey Mark, I would love for you to contribute a picture in the headstand for

the journal. That would be lovely. Of course two strong people would be

holding you up, one by each leg!

But I think it would make a great and very positive statement. Lets face it.

You are a role model Mark.

What do you think?

Harsha

September 16, 2000

Hi Harsha,

I think I'll find a room with a low ceiling. My hair stands up

on end a lot anyway... and it's not MY fault if you editorial types print

the photo upside down... (isn't that the game, the authors complain that

the editors change the meaning and flip everything upside down?)

You know, I was dropped on my head as a young kid during gym class by

an overenthusiastic phys ed teacher who pulled me up into a handstand position

and then had the foolish thought that I was participating. He let

go and the rest is history... helps clarify things, doesn't it?

Love, Mark

Harsha wrote:

Mark W. Otter [mark.otter (AT) sunysb (DOT) edu]

Friday, September 15, 2000 11:28 PM

Re: Art and HS magazine

Hmmmm.... As editor of stories, I might have to intecede in the

area of

humorous stories... Perhaps we can talk about how much it

costs to own

a boat...

Oh, just kidding,

Mark

ps how much will i get paid for this antagonism?

Hey Mark, I would love for you to contribute a picture in the headstand

for

the journal. That would be lovely. Of course two strong people

would be

holding you up, one by each leg!

But I think it would make a great and very positive statement. Lets

face it.

You are a role model Mark.

What do you think?

Harsha

//

All paths go somewhere. No path goes nowhere. Paths, places, sights,

perceptions, and indeed all experiences arise from and exist in and subside

back into the Space of Awareness. Like waves rising are not different than

the ocean, all things arising from Awareness are of the nature of Awareness.

Awareness does not come and go but is always Present. It is Home. Home

is where the Heart Is. Jnanis know the Heart to be the Finality of Eternal

Being. A true devotee relishes in the Truth of Self-Knowledge, spontaneously

arising from within into It Self. Welcome all to a.

To from this list, go to the ONElist web site, at

www., and select the User Center link from the menu bar

on the left. This menu will also let you change your subscription

between digest and normal mode.

September 16, 2000

This worked out well. With the money I have in the bank, I can afford

exactly the 15 seconds that you took to compose this email. Neat how it

all works out, huh? The check is in the mail. I'M FREE!!!! (take me

home...)

Love, Mark

Rainbolily wrote:

>

> In a message dated 09/15/2000 11:15:11 PM Eastern Daylight Time,

> mark.otter writes:

>

> << Perhaps we can talk about how much it costs to own

> a boat...

>

> Oh, just kidding,

> Mark

> ps how much will i get paid for this antagonism?

> >>

> Yes, you may pay me to antagonize you, about $2000/hour should

> cover it, oh, yes, plus expenses ...

>

> not kidding

> ~ bo ~